Today's Entertainment News from Around the World:

• Funnyman Jack Black elopes and marries his musican girlfriend Tanya Haden, good for him
• Desperate Housewives' Nicolette Sheridan as got engaged to funny perm haired crooner Michael Bolton, there is hope for the rest of us yet.
• Jessica Simpson snubs a meeting with President Bush, because of conflincting political motivations.
• Despite some rumours Will Ferrell did not die in a freak paragliding accident, a short statement was released "I have no knowledge of Will Ferrell paragliding"
• Phil Collins as seperated from his wife, apparently she heard his music.