Showing posts with label Samuel L. Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Samuel L. Jackson. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Fonzie's Wall of Cool

Welcome to the second batch of inductions onto the Fonzie's Wall of Cool. Each week, two people will get a place on the wall. Let's get straight into it...

THE FIFTH PERSON ONTO FONZIE'S WALL OF COOL IS...
Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson just oozes cooliness. I think people noticed how cool this guy is with 1994's Pulp Fiction, eating burgers and spouting religious passage (and also making a jerrycurl hair style look cool) and he's been constantly cool since then (and was before). He was the only Jedi Knight with a purple Lightsabre for Christsake and whether he's battling snakes on a plane, chaining nymphomaniacs to radiators, going up against super intelligent sharks or with bone's that are almost made of glass, the guy is one cool mutherfucker (I had to say it once).

THE SIXTH PERSON ONTO FONZIE'S WALL OF COOL IS...
Michael Caine

The first British entrant onto the wall as like Jack Nicholson been cool since the 60s, his roles as Alfie and in The Italian Job made him a Britannia legend, Get Carter showed he could one cold hard-arse. He may have made some (or many) turkeys in his career (THAT Jaws sequel) but his charm more then makes up for it, even into his later career playing Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol, his skeeming role in Little Voice or as Austin Powers dad, he's done it all with genuine British class.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart?

I seriously have a goldfish memory. I'll just get to what I've watched the last few days and do an life update when I get back in.
Recently purchased two great WWE DVDs- The Ultimate Hulk Hogan Anthology and Rowdy Roddy Piper: Born to Controversy. Both are excellent, Piper's probably in the top five greatest performers on the microphone and the three disc set as an excellent documentary on the first disc covering his career (including an interview with They Live director John Carpenter), a couple of matches also appear on the first disc, the second disc is Piper matches including his awful boxing match from Wrestlemania II against Mr. T, who Piper hated in reality and the third disc is chock full of awesome Piper's Pit segments. Highly recommended. Hogan's 4 disc DVD doesn't have a documentary per say, he and others comment in between matches. One of my favourites of the set is actually the first match, from 1980 with Hogan playing the heel against Andre the Giant, 7 years before their famous encounter, interesting because in 87 they built up would Hogan be able to slam Andre, and he does it here. I should also mention the Wrestlemania VI encounter against The Ultimate Warrior, the match is excellent and that is suprising considering the participants, Warrior couldn't wrestle a lick and Hogan was never a master of technical wrestling, 4 discs of goodies including AWA and WCW matches, comes highly recommended.

With all the talk of a Goonies sequel (animated it sounds) that a lot of people are cramming for and are likely going to hate it when it comes out. But to me (and others) in a lot of way's their is still a spirtiual sequel, almost as wonderful - The Monster Squad - (1987)

Now obviously the Monster Squad is not a sequel to Goonies at all, but it's got that wonderful charm about it that the Goonies also has. Both have likeable young leads, token fat kids, here in Monster Squad actually nicknamed Fat Kid, and the Monster Squad as it's very own Sloth in Frankenstein's Monster (The criminally underrated Tom Noonan), what's wonderful about this movie is things like the dialogue -seriously, the dialogue seems so natural, like real kids would talk- This was also Shane Black's first writing gig- he went out to write Lethal Weapon, The Last Boy Scout and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (which he also directed), so this man is completely cool in my book! On a note, this hasn't come out in the U.K as of yet (or been announced) and I was lucky enough to pick it up the 20th Anniversary set at a used DVD shop very cheap. Good find. D.O.A.: Dead or Alive (2006) is a great movie, seriously. I'm judging the term great movie but how much fun I had watching it. Based on a computer game I've never played it's like the Charlie's Angels movies dumber cousin with a quartet of lovely ladies: Jaime Pressly, Neighbour's Holly Valance, Sarah Carter and Devon Aoki invited to a fighting tournament called the D.O.A.: Dead or Alive by the hammy Eric Roberts where there is a $10m prize well not Sarah Carter as she plays the daughter of the deceased creator of the tournament. The film seems to spend a lot of time on the girls wearing almost nothing. Wrestler Kevin Nash is great as Pressly's wrestling dad. Recommended.

I can't quite bring myself to call Black Snake Moan (2006), a romantic comedy, them words appear on the same line in the IMDB genre line, It's a bit hard to categorise, Christina Ricci is the town bicycle, who gets herself drugged up when her boy Justin Timberlake (who's a good actor) joins the service, getting drugged up she ends up beaten up, scantily clad on the side of the road, in the morning she's found by Samuel L. Jackson -here acting for a change- finds her on the side of the road, takes care of her, hears of her reputation, then ties her to a radiator with a big chain, A BIG CHAIN. If it is a romantic comedy it's certainly an unconventional one, both the leads are excellent, Christina Ricci spends the film mostly in little clothes and sometimes no clothes. Don't want to give too much away, but it's good film.

Back later...

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
(spoilers) Is the Star Wars saga finally over?- the second trilogy is finally complete after Episodes I and II disappointed fans, antcipation was still high for Episode III after all- this was the one you'd get too see Anakin become Vader, the Jedi get wiped out, Luke and Leia being born, millions of fans hoping this would be the one Jar-Jar gets slaughtered. This was the prequel everybody had been waiting for- fans could excuse the weaknesses of the first two prequels- because this would be it- this would finally shut up the Star Wars fans-
Well let's go back to the original set of films- my favourite Star Wars films of them all is The Empire Strikes, I love the rebel taking a beating, fleeing Hoth, Luke's hand coming off, Han in Carbonite, the twist, ESB as an incredibly dark tone for a movie that the kids can see, and happily ROTS is the closest Star Wars films since to this tone- we got all them things we wanted (except the Jar Jar slaughter sadly)- We start with a kick ass opening scene that takes a straight into battle with Obi Wan and Anakin trying to save Senator Palaptine- Count Dooku (Christopher Lee) is suprisingly killed within the first fifteen minutes- because any Star Wars fan know the true villian of the piece as yet to show his colours. After the rescue, the film which was the main problem of the first two prequels becomes uninteresting when there's a lot of dialogue, George Lucas has never been brilliant at dialogue (Harrison Ford once said to Lucas "You can type this shit, but I can't say it")- the gushy love story between Anakin and Padme continues, but not as bad as Episode II. The film comes back into it's own with the death of Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson not going out like some punk!) and the assassination of the Jedi Knights (it's no Goodfellas but it's decent), Yoda fights Palapatine and the final battle between Anakin and Obi-Wan may be the best of the saga- Padme then dies during child birth of a broken heart(!) and we see Anakin become Vader which is cool until he speaks ("Nooooooooooooo") and then truly the prequels and sequels become one (not a perfect one but still...)

Ewan McGregor as got better with each prequel in my opinion, you finally just about believe he could become the legendary Alec Guinness, Hayden Christensen is also much improved as Anakin (he suffered a bit from whiny teen syndrome in the last movie) whilst the film belongs to Ian McDiarmid as Palapatine, whose been consistently good during the entire prequels and may arguably give the best performance in the entire saga, the lovely Natalie Portman (after two brilliant performances in 2004) as nothing too do but look pretty (something she does really, really well) and Chewbacca's appearance is not as bad as I thought it would be.

Overall a good way to end the series- not perfect, I'd happily watch this a couple of more times, I kind of was tied between giving it 3 or 4 stars- I feel like I should be a bit stingy- like I've said it's all come full circle as far as six films- but now instead of perfect trilogy (the originals) now it's an imperfect saga of movies.

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